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Free Derange

, , , , , | Right | February 22, 2011

Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, what does free-range chicken mean?”

Me: “That means our chickens are not raised in cages. They get to walk around outside, which is important to the quality of life for the animals.”

Customer: *with a horrified expression* “How do you make sure they don’t eat bugs and stuff while they’re outside?”

Me: “We make sure the farmers put up a sign that says ‘Don’t Eat Bugs’ in chicken-scratch so they can read it.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll take two breasts.”


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