Freak For Yourself
(I am at a Chinese restaurant with a friend. A group of four settle at a table beside us, including a couple in their 40s and what appears to be a set of their parents. The waitresses are obviously Chinese and speak English with accents.)
Waitress: “What would you like for drinks?”
Older Husband: “Diet Coke, please.”
Waitress: “Sorry, no diet. We ran out.”
Older Wife: “He can only drink diet, though!”
Waitress: “We have no diet. I am sorry!”
Older Wife: “You don’t understand!” *speaks slowly for her* “Only. Diet. Coke!”
Waitress: “But—”
Older Husband: “It’s okay. I will have water, then.”
Waitress: “Okay!” *hurries away, slightly flustered*
Older Wife: *to her husband* “You scared her away!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?