Frankenname

(The maiden name of Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein, was Wollstonecraft.)

Teacher: *during the first part of the semester* “Now, remember and memorize her original name! It’s going to be on the final!”

Teacher: *halfway into the semester* “Wollstonecraft! Everyone say it with me, Wollstonecraft! It’s going to be on the final!”

Teacher: *a week before finals* “Wollstonecraft! I want to see everyone write this down!”

Me: *on the final* “Wolfencraft.”