Frag Hag

| Romantic | May 21, 2012

Boyfriend: *playing ‘Call of Duty – Black Ops’ online* “Ha! I got you! I just blew you to hell!”

Me: *watching & cheerleading* “Get ’em! Kick their a**!”

Boyfriend: *chuckling* “Yes, ma’am!”

(At this point, a very girly username pops up on the screen. I hear a girly giggle through his headset.)

Girly username: “I’m a girl, so you’ve got to go easy on me!”

Me: *extremely loud* “FRAG THAT B****! BLOW HER TO KINGDOM COME! IF SHE WANTS TO PLAY WITH THE BOYS SHE’D BETTER LEARN TO PLAY LIKE ONE LIKE A REAL GAMER CHICK!”

Boyfriend: *laughing so hard he can barely sit up* “Okay, sure!”

Me: *clears throat* “I’m sorry, I just can’t stand girls who think they should be treated special while gaming because they’re girls.”

Other guy gamer’s voice: “Dude, I think I love your girlfriend.”

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