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Fractionally More Stupid, Part 6

, , , | Right | January 13, 2026

Customer: “What does 112 off mean?”

Me: “Uh, can you tell me what you’re referring to?”

Customer: “The sign. It says 112 off. Are you discounting it by $112?”

Me: “Oh! That’s half off. That’s not 112, it’s ½. It’s a fraction.”

Customer: “A… fraction?”

This person sounds like a local, so I don’t think it’s a language barrier, but I know not everyone got to have a great schooling, so I aim to be sensitive.

Me: “Yes. A fraction is a math thing. ½ basically means half. For this item, it means it was ten dollars, but now it’s five.”

Customer: “Ugh! Then just say it’s five dollars! Why do you have to assume we’re all rocket scientists to understand a price!”

Me: “I’ll… pass that suggestion on to the manager.”

For the rest of the time I worked there, that customer would see me and make remarks like “Oh look, it’s Einstein!” and “What’s up, math boy? Here to write down the prices in algebra?”

Related:
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 5
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 4
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 3
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 2
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