Fractionally More Stupid, Part 5
Customer: “I want my drink half coffee and a quarter hot chocolate.”
Me: “But that’s only three-quarters of a drink.”
Customer: “I want my drink half coffee and a quarter hot chocolate. I won’t repeat myself.”
Me: “Are you sure you don’t want two-thirds coffee with a third hot chocolate? Or three-quarters coffee with a quarter hot chocolate?”
Customer: “I won’t repeat myself.”
I make three-quarters of a drink for her.
Customer: “This isn’t full!”
Me: “Yes, that’s half coffee and a quarter hot chocolate.”
Customer: “I want a full drink!”
Me: “Would you like more coffee or more chocolate?”
Customer: “I want half coffee and a quarter hot chocolate!”
I just shrug and put in some coffee.
Customer: *Sips* “This is too much coffee!”
I pour a little out and add some chocolate.
Customer: *Sips* “This is too much chocolate!”
I give up, get two cups, fill both with half coffee and a quarter hot chocolate, and then pour both into an XL cup.
Me: “Here. Half coffee and a quarter hot chocolate!”
Customer: *Sips* “Now was that so hard?”
Me: “It really, really was.”
Related:
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 4
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 3
Fractionally More Stupid, Part 2
Fractionally More Stupid
