Fractionally More Intelligent
(My sister, mother and I are eating dinner.)
Sister: “Do you want any more?”
Me: “Yup!”
Sister: “Aww.”
Me: “Wanna split it, 50-50?”
Sister: “I’d rather split it 60-30, my favor.”
Me: *exchanges look with mom* “Who gets the last ten?”
Sister: *pause* “Shut up!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
