Fractionally More Intelligent

| PA, USA | Related | April 5, 2012

(My sister, mother and I are eating dinner.)

Sister: “Do you want any more?”

Me: “Yup!”

Sister: “Aww.”

Me: “Wanna split it, 50-50?”

Sister: “I’d rather split it 60-30, my favor.”

Me: *exchanges look with mom* “Who gets the last ten?”

Sister: *pause* “Shut up!”

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