Fowl Behavior, Part 3

, , , | Right | January 28, 2010

Me: “Hello, sir, can I take your order?”

Customer: “Uh, yeah… can I have two whole roast chickens?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we are all out at the moment. If you come back in thirty minutes, there will be some chickens available.”

Customer: “But what about those chickens over there?” *points at plastic display chickens*

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but those are display chickens. They are not real.”

Customer: *raises voice* “I reckon those chickens are real and you’re just trying to keep them for yourself!”

(The customer stabs the chicken with a plastic knife from our tray. A chunk of polystyrene is taken out.)

Customer: “Oh, I guess you were telling the truth. I’ll come back in half an hour.”


This story is part of the American States roundup!

Want to read the next story? Click here!

Want to read the roundup? Click here!

 

1 Thumbs
2,435