Four-Way Stop And Think About What You Just Said

(My dad and I are driving home and come to a four-way stop sign. Anyone who has been on the road before should understand this is a great place to find these kinds of stories. Two people pull up just before we do. We wait our turn and everyone seems to understand how this works… until just as our turn comes, when a woman comes barreling down, rocketing through the stop sign without even slowing down. As she passes us, she sticks her head out of the window and screams:)

Woman: “BACK THE F*** UP! THERE’S A LINE!”

(My dad barely had his front tires over the line. This woman ran a stop sign. Clearly, my dad’s crime was much worse.)