Four-Score One To Me
Tourist Attraction | Related
| May 11, 2015
(We are visiting the Lincoln statue, and my mom asks me to take a picture of her and my younger sister. As a joke, I take a picture of Lincoln.)
Mom: “Show me the picture!”
Me: *shows Lincoln* “Here it is!”
Mom: “Where’s the picture of our family?”
Me: “You’re looking at him! Our most honest father.”
Mom: *scrolls through the phone, looking angrier by the second* “YOU RUINED THE FAMILY VACATION! I HOPE YOU END UP ON THE STREETS HOMELESS WITH NO ONE TO FIND YOU!”
