Four Score And Half An Hour Earlier

| Working | January 27, 2016

(I have always disliked Coworker #1 for being lazy and sloppy with his work.)

Coworker #2: “[My Name], where is [Coworker #1]?”

Me: “It’s after four.”

Coworker #2: “So?”

Me: “Isn’t he done work at four?”

Coworker #2: “No, not until 4:30. Why would you think he only works until four?”

Me: “Because he always leaves at four.”

(It was a happy day for me indeed when he handed in his resignation.)

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