The Wrong Kind Of Animal Attraction, Part 2

(My boyfriend and I are rolling around in bed. He lays on top of me and hugs me with both arms and legs.)

Boyfriend: “I am a turtle!”

(Pause.)

Boyfriend: *sadly* “I meant frog.”

(There is another pause; I’m starting to laugh.)

Boyfriend: *happily* “It’s okay. They are both reptilians!”

(More pause.)

Boyfriend: *disappointed* “No, frogs are amphibians.”