Fortune Favors The Bold Admissions

(I work as a supervisor at a warehouse part-owned by my father. Even though I’m well suited for the job, there’s no denying that nepotism played a small role in my getting it. While working, Creedence Clearwater Revival’s song ‘Fortunate One’ is playing on the radio.)

Me: “It ain’t me!”

Coworker: “It ain’t me!”

Me: “I ain’t—wait, I am the fortunate one. I’ll stop singing.”