Forget The Coupon, Just Wing It

Me: “Thank you for calling [Restaurant]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “I’ve got coupon for twelve wings free. But, it says it excludes boneless wings. So, I was wondering if I could place an order and get the boneless wings free.”

Me: “Sir, if it says it excludes the boneless wings, then I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

Customer: “Oh. So, even if I cross it off, it won’t work?”