Forever 21

Me: “I would like to have a [cocktail].” *reaches for my driver’s license*

Waiter: “Oh, that’s not necessary. I’ve served you before; I know you’re of age.”

Me: *gives him a puzzled look as I hand him my driver’s license*

Waiter: *looks it over* “…Well, that can’t be right, because today’s your 21st birthday. Happy birthday!”

Me: “Thank you.”