Forbidden Fruits (& Veggies)
(A middle-aged woman, her mother, and her three-year-old walk into my sandwich shop.)
Mother: *to child* “What do you want today?”
Child: “A samminch!”
Mother: “Okay, what kind?”
Child: “A samminch!”
Mother: “Do you want turkey?”
Child: “NO!”
Mother: “Do you want ham?”
Child: “NO!”
Mother: “I AIN’T RAISIN’ NO VEGETARIAN!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
