For You, I Would Mass Delete The World

(This took place during a meet with my long-distance boyfriend. We’re eating at a restaurant with our moms and his younger brothers, the latter of which are infamously annoying.)

Boyfriend: “Does this seem like a date to you?”

Me: “It would, if it was just the two of us.”

(My boyfriend points at everyone at the table in a row.)

Boyfriend: “Delete, delete, delete, delete.”

Me: *chuckles*

Boyfriend: “Better yet…” *points to our moms* “Moved to another table, moved to another table…” *points to his brothers* “Delete, delete.”

Me: *laughing*