For The Evil Birds

| Romantic | March 13, 2015

(My boyfriend and I play a popular video game. He is describing how good it feels to succeed in the game.)

Boyfriend: “Imagine just… a flock of evil birds flying over a volcano, and you’re throwing flaming rocks at them, and they all just fall into the volcano and burn to death. Imagine how satisfying that would be!”

Me: “Wait, wait, wait. Evil birds?! Why and how are these birds evil?”

Boyfriend: “Well, they can’t be normal birds. If they were normal I’d feel guilty!”

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