For Some Reason I Can’t Explain…
I have unusual taste in music and typically know zilch about new or popular releases. I’m in middle school and my orchestra teacher has just announced that we’re going to perform a string version of the Coldplay song “Viva La Vida” as our “fun piece.”
Me: “Viva La Vida?”
Classmate: “I love this song! Do you know it?”
Me: “Nope. Never heard of the group, either.”
The teacher plays the song on her laptop. I’m excited beyond belief.
Me: “IT’S ‘FALLEN KINGDOM’!”
Classmates: *Pause* “What?”
It turned out that “Fallen Kingdom” was a parody of “Viva La Vida.” Geekdom strikes again!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?