For Immature Mature Audiences Only

(Our nine-year-old niece is over for the weekend, but has 20 minutes of reading per day just like our son. While our son is reading one of his books on the Kindle, my husband goes to the bookshelf to help her pick out a book of her own.)

Husband: Okay, well let’s see what we have. How aboooouuuut…” *he reads the first book’s title incredulously* “Ranger Rick and the Cougar? No, wait. That might be an adult book…”