For Goodness’ Psych
Student: “Can I have… a turkey sandwich?”
Cashier: “No turkey, sorry.”
Student: “Okay, can I have… spicy chicken?”
Cashier: “No spicy chicken. We only—”
Student: “Can I have… tuna fish?”
Cashier: “No tuna. We—”
Student: “Okay, ham sandwich.”
Cashier: “No ham!”
Student: “What DO you have?”
Cashier: “A broken freezer and a thousand dollars of spoiled meat.”
(Long pause.)
Student: “Can I have a grilled cheese sandwich?”
Cashier: “Yes!”
Professor: *comes up next in line* “Can I have… spicy chicken?”
Cashier: “No chicken. No turkey. One of the freezers—”
Professor: “Oh… I just listened to that whole conversation, didn’t I?”
(He excuses himself from the line. A few minutes later he returns with a banner that had previously hung in a psych building that said “LEARNING STARTS WITH OBSERVING THOSE AROUND YOU.”)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
