For Go The Pleasantries

(I’m ordering food at a restaurant where you order at a counter, get food, and sit down. I’m finishing ordering.)

Employee: “Would you like it for here or to go?”

Me: “For go. Wait no to here. Sorry, I screwed up; I meant for here.”

(My friend, who is next to me, bursts out laughing. The employee is chuckling, trying not to laugh.)

Employee: “Okay, for go.”

(He finishes making my food, and I walk away, sit down and realize I forgot a fork and knife for my deep dish pizza. I walk back to the counter.)

Employee: “Did you actually want it to here?”