For Bad Parenting These Two Take The Cake
(I am scanning a large birthday cake for an adult couple.)
Me: “Oh! Is it someone’s birthday today?”
Wife: “Yes! It’s our daughter’s tenth birthday today.”
Me: “Oh, that’s cool. My birthday’s not too far away either!”
Wife: “Really? How old will you be?”
Me: “Seventeen.”
Wife: *to Husband* “Oh, that was a good year. Do you remember what you did on your seventeenth birthday?”
Husband: “I don’t know. I drank seventeen beers!”
Wife: *laughs* “I’m pretty sure that my seventeenth birthday was the first day I did shrooms. But you look like a lot better kid than we were. I’m sure you won’t do any of that stuff, right?”
Me: *pause* “That’s going to be $17.43, please.”
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