For A Proper Cuppa Tea, You Need Proper Manners

, , , | Right | June 8, 2021

My café is on the waterfront, and we get tourists from every country. An English woman comes up to me.

Tourist: “Can I have a cup of tea?”

I show her our selection, but she cuts me off.

Tourist: “No, do you have ‘proper’ tea?”

Me: “Well, for black tea, there’s this Darjeeling—”

She slams her fist on the counter and yells.

Tourist: “NO! A PROPER cuppa tea!”

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