For A Few Dollars More, Part 2

| Working | November 6, 2015

(I work at a home improvement store. The following conversation occurs between I and two managers. Manager #1 is probably 5’3” and Manager #2 is over 6 feet. I’m a petite 5’1” 21-year-old and both managers are male and twice my age.)

Manager #1: “Dude, I wanna make so much money that I don’t even have to really pay people. I just throw money at them!” *does money tossing gesture with hands*

Me: “Oh, as rich as Bill Gates?”

Manager #1: “Yeah, exactly!”

Manager #2: “You ever do that to me and I’ll punch you in the face.”

Manager #1: *holds up hands defensively* “Hey…” *does money tossing gesture* “Here’s $500 more dollars.”

Me: *looks at Manager #2* “Whatcha gonna do?”

Manager #2: “Probably pick up the $500 off the floor.”

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