Football Color Footfalls

(My mom is completely uninterested in sports. One night, at a restaurant, we’re sitting near the bar and she looks up at the football game playing on the TV.)

Mom: “It’s unfortunate that those football players have yellow uniforms. It looks like a girly color.”

Dad: “Honey, those are the Steelers! They’re like, behemoths on the field!”

Mom: “Oh. Well, they look very pretty.”