Football Affects The Footfall

(I recently got a DUI, so I have to go into a facility to do a breathalyzer every day. This was the day of the Seahawks-Saints football game. The guy that does the testing sees me approaching.)

Tester: “Read the sign, [My Name].”

(There is a sign tacked to the desk.)

Sign: “Anyone supporting the Saints tonight may find another facility to test at. Thank you.”

(I just gaped. Another guy came in behind me in a Seahawks jersey, read the sign, and left.)