With Friends Like These…
(My female friend is visiting me at my apartment. She is on her knees searching through all my video games. As she sits, her pants keep sliding down in the back which I repeatedly point out.)
Me: “[Friend], I can see your butt!”
Friend: “Why do you keep looking at my butt?”
Me: “Because your chest is flat.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?