Food Fights Of The Clone Wars

| Learning | August 30, 2013

(At the school I work at, children are only allowed to share food with their brother/sister.)

Me: *munches on some chips*

Seven-Year-Old Student: *holds out hand* “Please?”

Me: “Sorry, I can’t. We’re not sisters.”

Seven-Year-Old Student: “Yes we are! In fact, we’re twins!”

Me: “Except for the fact that we have different colored hair and eyes, different parents, and I’m much much older than you.”

Seven-Year-Old Student: “Uh huh. I’m a little you!”

Me: “That wouldn’t make you my twin; that would make you my clone.”

Seven-Year-Old Student: “That’s right; I’m your cologne!”

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