Food Fight

| Related | January 23, 2016

(My dad and I are making sandwiches. He had earlier asked me to put the bread back.)

Dad: “[My Name]! Why is the bread in the cheese drawer?!”

Me: “BECAUSE THE BREAD WANTS TO BE ACCEPTED BY THE CHEESE!”

Dad: “THE CHEESE WILL NEVER ACCEPT THE BREAD AS ONE OF ITS OWN!”

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