Food Chain Brain Drain
(I work at a supplement store, and a customer asked if we had any samples other than what was available at the register.)
Me: “I do have this omega-3 dark chocolate if you’d like to try it. It’s made by a chocolatier instead of a supplement company, and you really can tell.”
Customer: “I love dark chocolate! I’ll try that.”
Me: “Wait… if you can’t have fish for whatever reason, then you can’t have this. The omega-3 in here comes from fish.”
Customer: “Oh, no, I stopped eating meat, but I still eat fish.”
Me: “Well, if you want to get technical about it, fish is meat.”
Customer: *shocked* “REALLY?!”
Me: “…well, it’s not a vegetable.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
