Foiled His Plans
Hardware Store | Right
| January 31, 2014
Customer: “I need some paint for my trailer.”
Me: “Okay. What material is it made from? I’m assuming metal?”
Customer: “No. It’s aluminum.”
Me: “Aluminum is a kind of metal, sir.”
Customer: “No, it isn’t! Aluminum doesn’t come from underground!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?