Floppy Tools Will Lead To A Loose Screw

| Related | November 27, 2013

(My mom, dad, brother, and I are out to breakfast at a local restaurant. My dad takes his reading glasses out to look at the menu and notices one of the temples is loose.)

Dad: “Hey, my glasses are floppy! Looks like I’ll need a new pair.”

Me: “Let me see them.”

(I use my Swiss army knife to tighten the screw that holds the temple in. I point out the loose screw.)

Me: “No need to get a new pair. It was just like you.”

Dad: “Floppy?”

Brother: “You should probably discuss that with mom.”

Me: “Or a doctor.”

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