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Flirting With Disaster, Part 5

, , , , | Right | December 17, 2025

I’m a young woman, working nights, stacking food onto a cart so I can stock. A guy comes up to me.

Customer: “What’s your name?”

I told him since it’s clearly visible on my name tag (and because I’m young and dumb at the time).

Customer: “Hi, [My Name]. Do you want me to be your man?”

Me: “No, thank you. I have a man.”

Customer: “And I have a woman. I can take care of you both.”

Me: “No, thank you.”

I take off to do my job. I don’t think much of it, as you get all sorts of weirdos during the night shift.

Three days later, a manager tells me there’s an ANGRY woman looking for me BY NAME.

Manager: “Apparently, you hit on her man?”

I didn’t wear my name badge for about three years after that.

Related:
Flirting With Disaster, Part 4
Flirting With Disaster, Part 3
Flirting With Disaster, Part 2
Flirting With Disaster