Flights Of Fancy
(My initial flight is delayed, so I am checking to see when the next connecting flight leaves. My final destination is by no means a small city.)
Agent #1: “Do you have a connecting flight, sir? If so I can direct you to the correct gate.”
Me: “Yes, I was supposed to be on flight [number], but I’ve already missed it. When is the next flight to [location]?”
Agent #1: *confused look* “Umm… we don’t fly into [location].”
Me: “Here is my boarding pass; you obviously fly there, or else I wouldn’t have a ticket.”
Agent #1: “NO! YOU OBVIOUSLY JUST PHOTOSHOPPED THIS TO MAKE ME LOOK STUPID! I KNOW WE DON’T FLY TO [LOCATION]! WE NEVER HAVE! YOU FALSIFIED A TICKET! YOU COULD BE ARRESTED BY THE TSA FOR THAT!”
Me: “I printed this at the airpo—”
Agent #1: “THAT’S IT! SECURITY!”
(Finally, another nearby gate agent hears the screaming and comes over.)
Agent #2: “What is the problem here?”
Agent #1: “This man printed a fake ticket. I know we don’t fly to [location], so it has to be fake.”
Agent #2: “Oh, for the love of—I’m sorry, sir. Let me look up when the next flight to [location] is.”
Agent #1: “NO! Y’ALL JUST CONSPIRING AGAINST ME!” *storms off*
Agent #2: *to me, sighing* “The sad part is, that’s at least the third time she’s tried to call security for a fake boarding pass.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?