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Flee For Tea

| Romantic | May 6, 2015

(My husband walks in looking nervous and sheepish.)

Husband: “Are you feeling all right?”

Me: “Yeah, why?”

Husband: “Feeling any symptoms of fever or cold?”

Me: “No. I’m fine.”

Husband: “So… not feeling irritated?”

Me: “No…”

Husband: “Are you on your period?”

Me: “Had it a week ago. Why?”

Husband: *walks to the front door* “I broke all of your tea cups and the handle of the teapot.” *runs away leaving me angry*

(Yes, he came home with a new tea set.)

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