Flawless Victory

My friend’s new roommate has a bad habit of leaving doors wide open. While I’m visiting, playing video games:

Friend: “Stop leaving doors open! Were you born in a barn?!”

Roommate: “No. I was born in a hospital… with doors that close behind you.”

As soon as [Roommate] said that, my Mortal Kombat character just killed [Friend]’s character, with the game shouting out “FATALITY!” with perfect timing.

It took a while for me to recover.