Flat Earthers Go To The Beach, Part 2

I’m a lifeguard at a beach from where Catalina Island is clearly visible around twenty miles away. Without fail, I get asked this at least once per season:

Tourist: “Is that Hawaii?”

My coworker has had enough of this and likes to have some fun with them:

Coworker: “No, that’s Japan.”

Tourist: “Oh, wow! Really?!”

Coworker: “Yeah, that’s how they got to Pearl Harbor so easily.”

A week later:

Tourist: “Is that Hawaii?”

Coworker: “No, it’s—”

Tourist’s Friend: “No, stupid! It’s Australia!”

Tourist: “Oh yeah… of course!”

Coworker: *To me.* “Okay… I can’t out-stupid that one. That one short-circuited me!”

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