Fits The Bill Of An Idiot
(I work in a video game store. A woman comes up, wanting to return a ‘Mario Galaxy’ for the Wii she had purchased.)
Customer: “I want to return this as it doesn’t work. What kind of scam are you running here?!”
Me: “Not a problem. I can return it for you if you have the receipt.”
Customer: “It wouldn’t start and it kept saying please insert an Xbox 360 game disk!”
Me: “I’m sorry to hear that but the game you purchased only works on a Wii and not an Xbox; if you would like you can exchange it for something else.”
Customer: “BUT IT FIT IN IT! IT SHOULD WORK! IT PLAYS GAMES AND THIS IS A GAME AND IT SHOULD JUST WORK! IT FIT INSIDE!”
Me: “But this is for an entirely different console. Your game is for the Wii and you have an Xbox 360 and they’re not compatible wi—”
Customer: “BUT IT FITS!”
Me: “Very well. Let me ask you a question, if your car ran out of petrol and you filled the tank with milk, would the car run?”
Customer: “NO! WHAT KIND OF STUPID, MORONIC QUESTION IS THAT?!”
Me: “Yes, that’s correct, but does it fit?”
Customer: *deer in the headlights look, and then walks out*
