He’ll Take A Tall Truth With A Shot Of Obviousness
(I am in my early 20s. One of my most annoying regulars has been flirting awkwardly for a while, despite my obvious discomfort, and the engagement ring on my finger. I am working alone, and there is a long line behind him, waiting to order.)
Regular: “So, I know you don’t know me that well, but would you like to go out sometime? We can catch a ball game or something.”
Me: “…I’m engaged.”
Regular: “So?”
Me: “I have a fiancé. I’m getting married in three months.”
Regular: “But you’re not married yet! C’mon, it’ll be fun!”
Me: “No.”
Regular: “Come on, one date. You’ll have the rest of your life with him. Enjoy your single life while you can!”
(A burly customer behind the regular speaks up.)
Burly Customer: “Dude, she said no. Now get the f*** out before I throw you out.”
(Embarrassed, the regular leaves.)
Burly Customer: “D*** it, I was hoping he’d try again. I really wanted an excuse to toss him out on his a**. Large latte, please.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?