Fit For The Job
(I’m the owner of a gym that is open 24/7. We get a new member who seems to be there all day. I think nothing of it until I show up one day at 8 am and the man is sleeping in the male locker room.)
Me: “Hey, you all right there?”
Man: *wakes up* “Huh?! Oh, sorry! I’m usually up before anyone gets here. Um… is there a problem?”
Me: “Did you just fall asleep in the gym?”
Man: “Sorry. See, the thing is, I’m homeless. I spent what little money I had left on a membership here so that I had roof above my head at all times.”
Me: “Ooookay, but, how do you eat?”
Man: “I’d… rather not answer that.”
Me: “What, you steal our cash or something?”
Man: “What? No! No, I don’t! I just ask the other members to treat me. I feel
horrible as I can’t pay them back.”
Me: “I see. Hey, are you good with the equipment we use here at the gym?”
Man: “Uh… yeah. Why?”
Me: “You’ll get half salary until you’ve treated all members who treated you to food. For the time being, you’re a janitor; you’re in charge of making sure everything works properly. All right?”
Man: “Y-you mean to tell me you’re hiring me?!”
Me: “Have you done drugs or do you have an alcohol problem?”
Man: “No! I hate both things! I was fired because my now ex-wife slept with my ex-boss and he had me fired when I found out!”
Me: “… oh.”
(Four years later and he’s now my most trusted employee!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.