Fishing For Laughs

(I’m entering a popular sandwich shop in a small town. As I’m walking in, a woman and a man, neither of whom I have ever seen before, are walking out. The man is holding a boy about three years old.)

Man: *turning to me* “I went fishing on the weekend! I caught one this big!” *turns the boy upside down and holds him by the ankle*

Woman: *exasperatedly* “Would you stop doing that?!”