Fish Hits The Fan

(I am out and about with my 3-year-old nephew and decide to take him to the pet store and let him pick out a fish for my mom’s fish pond. However, whenever my nephew says ‘fish’ it sounds like s***.)

Nephew: “Look at all the s***. Umm. I like this s***. Can I get this s***?”

(I’m laughing, even though I knew what he means.)

Me: “Sure thing! What are you going to name him?”

Nephew: “I’m going to name my s*** Thundercracker!”