First Day Back And Already Pooped
(A customer runs in.)
Customer: *breathlessly* “Where’s your bathroom?”
Me: “Down the hall to the right.”
Customer: *runs off*
(I see him a few minutes later, walking back.)
Customer: “Thanks… Uh, could you tell the person who cleans the bathrooms that I’m sorry?”
Me: *confused* “That you’re sorry?”
Customer: “Yes I tried to hold it in but… I didn’t make it in time.” *leaves*
(I go to the men’s bathroom and take a peek. Feces are everywhere, on the walls, on the floor, on the mirror. It looks like an explosion. I close the door. Sometime later the bathroom cleaner walks in.)
Bathroom Cleaner: “Hey, [My Name]. Good afternoon.”
Me: “Hey. Oh, before you go—”
(Too late, she’s already opened the door to the men’s.)
Bathroom Cleaner: “WHAT THE H*** HAPPENED HERE?”
Me: “Er, well…” *explains*
Bathroom Cleaner: “Geez! I just got back from vacation, to feces on the wall!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.