All Fired Up About The Child-Lock

, , , | Friendly | September 2, 2017

(I am hanging out with a friend, about to smoke, and he hands me a lighter. It has a child-lock on it, and when I buy lighters, the first thing I do is rip the lock off.)

Me: “Aw, man, you keep the child-lock on them?”

Friend: “Yeah… because we have a CHILD.”

Me: “Oh, right… that is an excellent point.”

(Every other time we hung out, we ended up having to do a lighter exchange, because somehow I’d end up with his girlfriend’s pink lighters and he’d end up with my child-lock-less lighters.)

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