Fire Doesn’t Work
(It is the 4th of July and we close at 10 pm. A regular couple has been sitting in the lobby eating for 30 minutes after close. All the employees have been listening to the fireworks explode right over our heads, as the show is just down the block.)
Customers: *gets up to leave, sees a firework* “Oh, is that what those sounds are?”
Me: “…”
This story is part of our July 4th roundup!
