Finished A Game Of Sarcastaball

(After my boyfriend I have sex for the first time, we leave so that he can play in his indoor soccer league. This conversation occurs after the game.)

Boyfriend: “And now you have seen me play soccer. I don’t know how you aren’t trying to have your way with me right now.”

Me: “Lots of self control.”

Boyfriend: “I sense no sarcasm in that sentence, so WOO!”