Finished A Game Of Sarcastaball
(After my boyfriend I have sex for the first time, we leave so that he can play in his indoor soccer league. This conversation occurs after the game.)
Boyfriend: “And now you have seen me play soccer. I don’t know how you aren’t trying to have your way with me right now.”
Me: “Lots of self control.”
Boyfriend: “I sense no sarcasm in that sentence, so WOO!”
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