Finger-Lickin’ Crazy
Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, I’d like to place an order.”
Me: “Okay, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “I would like two orders of the fried chicken, one order of mashed potatoes, and two orders of the corn on the cob.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we actually don’t carry any of these items. We only have sandwiches and salads.”
Customer: “This is [Company], right?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Customer: “Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
Me: “Call KFC?”
