Spades Of Farts

(My sister, parents, and I are playing Hearts.)

Sister: “Three of Diamonds.”

Mom: “Five of Diamonds.”

Dad: “Fire in the hole.”

Me: “What?”

(From dad comes a classic ‘Silent-But-Deadly’ fart. It causes an evacuation of the table for a bit. The next hand resumes…)

Mom: “Eight of Spades.”

Dad: “Bombs away!”

Everyone Else: “Noooo!”

(The second one is worse. Even the dog is ashamed.)